Random Musings of a Geek

Geeky words of wisdom and famous rhymes, sayings and lyrics – altered!

Archive for October 2011

Winning…

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Random musing:

It’s not a matter of the best team winning. It’s a matter of *MY* team winning.

Written by ianinozzie

29/10/2011 at 08:02

Old Mother Hubbard

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Logical continuation of a nursery rhyme in the unpolitical correctness of today:

Old Mother Hubbard was simply too buggered

After a long day of work

She was totally insane, and very inhumane

Refused to feed her dog; what a jerk!

Written by ianinozzie

27/10/2011 at 06:54

The name of the game

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Random musing:

What’s the name of the game? Obviously “the game”.

Written by ianinozzie

26/10/2011 at 17:28

Death and taxes and…

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Ancient Chinese proverb:

The only things certain in life are death and taxes. And your parents telling everyone an extremely embarrassing story from when you were a kid.

Written by ianinozzie

26/10/2011 at 14:33

Pop goes the weasel

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Lyrics of a popular song updated with modern day sensibility:

All around the mulberry bush

The bait laid out was weevils

Aiming through the sniper scope

“Pop!” goes the weasel

Why would hunters want weasel fur?

Why are they so evil?

Such a bloodthirsty lot

“Pop!” goes another weasel

Written by ianinozzie

24/10/2011 at 17:33

Little Miss Muffet version 2

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Logical continuation of a nursery rhyme in the unpolitical correctness of today:

Little Miss Muffet learned how to tough it

On the mean streets where she lived

Along came a spider who evilly eyed her

But Muffet crushed it with a sieve.

Written by ianinozzie

21/10/2011 at 06:55

Little Miss Muffet

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Logical continuation of a nursery rhyme in the unpolitical correctness of today:

Little Miss Muffet learned how to tough it

On the mean streets where she stayed

Along came a spider; it tried to misguide her

Muffet chopped off its legs with a blade.

Written by ianinozzie

21/10/2011 at 06:54