Random Musings of a Geek

Geeky words of wisdom and famous rhymes, sayings and lyrics – altered!

Archive for September 2012

Monday’s child

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Logical continuation of a nursery rhyme in the unpolitical correctness of today:

Monday’s child does social media

Tuesday’s child surfs Wikipedia

Wednesday’s child loves Justin Bieber

Thursday’s child has Gaga fever

Friday’s child is such a Gleek

Saturday’s child speaks fluent “street”

And the child that is born on the Sabbath day

Is too young, but reading 50 Shades of Grey


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24/09/2012 at 12:30

Frere Jacques

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Lyrics of a popular song updated with modern day sensibility:


Frere Jacques, frere Jacques

Pleurant-vous? Pleurant-vous?

Votre femme vous a quitte, votre femme vous a quitte

Comme un clochard, comme un clochard


Are you weeping, are you weeping

Brother John? Brother John?

Your wife has left you, your wife has left you

‘Coz you’re a bum, ‘coz you’re a bum

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24/09/2012 at 10:17

The return to “innocence”

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Hi everyone! It’s been a while since I last posted anything new in this blog (a good eight months to be exact, but who’s counting eh?). Apart from being incredibly busy at work, I had a legitimate reason: the birth of my baby boy in February. I have been occupied at work, distracted by a lot of other things, and honestly, just didn’t have the motivation or inspiration to keep blogging on a regular or somewhat regular basis.

In the last couple of weeks though, as a result of having to listen to children’s songs and nursery rhymes over and over (and over and over…), I’m starting to be inspired to kickstart this blog again, though not on any sort of semi-regular basis. I’ll post whenever I come up with something, and that could be on a sporadic basis, but at the very least, it keeps this blog ALIVE!

I’ve always taken great joy in spoofing things and reading some of the stuff I have posted up before, I can’t believe what the hell was going on in my mind when I penned them, but it always puts a smile on my face when I read (or re-read) them. And I hope you, dear reader, get a little bit of joy when reading these random musings, altered lyrics and words of insanity.


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24/09/2012 at 10:15

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