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P-I-N-G-U

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As I will be a father soon, I’ve been keeping an eye and ear out for children’s shows. One of the most popular on Australian television seems to be Pingu, a stop-motion claymation TV series about a penguin and his friends. So here’s a send-up song about Pingu, to the tune of “Bingo”.

 

Lyrics of a popular song updated with modern day sensibility:

There was a penguin on TV

And Pingu was it’s name-oo

P-I-N-G-U!

P-I-N-G-U!

P-I-N-G-U!

And “Pingu” was it’s name-oo

 

Pingu hailed from Antartica

And lived and worked in igloos

P-I-N-G-U!

P-I-N-G-U!

P-I-N-G-U!

He lived and worked in igloos

 

Kids from all around the world

Have Pingu to look up to

P-I-N-G-U!

P-I-N-G-U!

P-I-N-G-U!

And that’s the tale of Pingu!

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Written by ianinozzie

06/01/2012 at 07:22

If it weren’t for that damned John McClane

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In tribute of one of the best movies ever set on Christmas Eve (and one of the best movies of all time):

 

If it weren’t for that damned John McClane (to the tune of “Let it snow”)

Oh the Gruber clan is so greedy

And their eyes are shifty and beady

And they’d be sipping champagne

If it weren’t for that damned John McClane!

 

Hans tries to rob Nakatomi

With his German team of cronies

But his plans are all in vain

All because of that damned John McClane!

 

When Hans finally meets McClane

He doesn’t really have much to say

Stopping Hans’ terrorist campaign

John yells out: “Yippee-Ki-Yay!”

 

Simon Gruber wants revenge

His bro’s death he wants to avenge

But the Grubers’ poor record’s maintained

Both were killed by that damned John McClane!

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24/12/2011 at 22:11

Tinkerbell

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Lyrics of a Christmas song updated with modern day sensibility…about a cartoon character:

 

Tinkerbell (to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell, who comes from Neverland

You’re a tinker fairy who’s in love with Peter Pan

Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell, you’re fighting Captain Hook

You’re just a fictional character in J.M. Barrie’s book

 

One night in London town, Peter asked you to come by

Teaching Wendy, John and Michael Darling how to fly

Ill-tempered you may be, but we know why you’re a snob

It’s a tragedy sharing a name with Paris Hilton’s dog!

 

Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell, born of a baby’s laugh

What’s a girl supposed to do when her love is rebuffed?

Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell, of Disney movie lore

Sprinkling fairy dust is only what you’re famous for

Written by ianinozzie

22/12/2011 at 07:29

Of all the gin joints…

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Little known outtakes from famous movies: From Casablanca:

Rick: “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine…and I’ve run out of #*&@ing gin!”

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18/12/2011 at 15:07

Fear leads to anger…

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Little known outtakes from famous movies: From Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace…

Yoda: “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate…is what fanboys have for this cutesy Jar Jar Binks and ‘Little Annie’ crap!”

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16/11/2011 at 09:34

Life is like a box of chocolates

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You can’t have any.

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05/10/2011 at 15:50

I love the smell…

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In tribute to my beloved Geelong Cats, 2011 AFL Premiers!

Little known outtakes from famous movies: From Apocalypse Now…

Lt. Col. Kilgore: “Smell that? You smell that?”

Lance: “What?”

Lt. Col. Kilgore: “Victory, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.”

Lt. Col. Kilgore kneels.

Lt. Col. Kilgore: “I love the smell of victory in the morning!”

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02/10/2011 at 09:14