Random Musings of a Geek

Geeky words of wisdom and famous rhymes, sayings and lyrics – altered!

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The return to “innocence”

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Hi everyone! It’s been a while since I last posted anything new in this blog (a good eight months to be exact, but who’s counting eh?). Apart from being incredibly busy at work, I had a legitimate reason: the birth of my baby boy in February. I have been occupied at work, distracted by a lot of other things, and honestly, just didn’t have the motivation or inspiration to keep blogging on a regular or somewhat regular basis.

In the last couple of weeks though, as a result of having to listen to children’s songs and nursery rhymes over and over (and over and over…), I’m starting to be inspired to kickstart this blog again, though not on any sort of semi-regular basis. I’ll post whenever I come up with something, and that could be on a sporadic basis, but at the very least, it keeps this blog ALIVE!

I’ve always taken great joy in spoofing things and reading some of the stuff I have posted up before, I can’t believe what the hell was going on in my mind when I penned them, but it always puts a smile on my face when I read (or re-read) them. And I hope you, dear reader, get a little bit of joy when reading these random musings, altered lyrics and words of insanity.



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24/09/2012 at 10:15

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100% authentically me.

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I was asked yesterday by a friend and colleague about these altered lyrics, updated nursery rhymes, ancient Chinese proverbs and random musings I have been posting and whether I was just getting them and reposting them from somewhere else.

All of this stuff is ORIGINAL. I haven’t copied them from anywhere else, though sometimes I get inspiration from things I read or hear. But all this creative stuff I’ve posted up are certainly not copied or plagiarised from anywhere else or any other source. They are 100% genuine from my insanely twisted mind.

Now that I’ve cleared that up, I hope you keep enjoying reading them!

Written by ianinozzie

29/09/2011 at 07:47

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Welcome to Random Musings of a Geek!

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Hello! Thank you for visiting Random Musings of a Geek!

I hope you enjoy your stay, regardless of whether you accidentally stumbled onto this site, was recommended by a friend or was forced/co-erced/bamboozled/bribed/threatened/tricked into coming here!

I’ve always loved being creative. For the past 20 years, I have let my creativity loose by writing spoofs, rewriting lyrics of popular songs, and basically messing around with pop culture. In the last couple of weeks I’ve gone a bit creative-crazy messing around with famous idioms, nursery rhymes and the like. The “collection” is growing bigger with each day…so what better way than to “collect” them all in one handy spot on WordPress to share with the rest of the world!

Sit back and enjoy. I hope you get a laugh (or two, or three) out reading the stuff on Random Musings of a Geek!

– ianinozzie

Written by ianinozzie

25/09/2011 at 22:43

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